
AI 生成中
A screen full of thinking animation — fake a monster AI run.
Open it →A slick full-screen “deep thinking / Generating…” animation: a glowing purple energy orb, a shimmering title, and a scrolling chain of reasoning (parse goal → retrieve millions of docs → self-play → alignment critique → polish output), plus a live-climbing token count and reasoning-step counter. The task name is customizable. The boss walks by and thinks you’re building something huge — but it just “thinks” forever and never returns a result, which is exactly the joke.
In a Meeting Busy in MeetingA screen full of meetings — who’d dare pull you into work.
System Updating Updating…27% · Don’t turn off — this one runs two hours.
Building BuildingScrolling build logs — the programmer’s shield.
Downloading Downloading“42 minutes left”… a big file crawling forever.
Code Wizard Hacker TyperMash the keyboard; impressive code appears.
Hacking HackingCode rain + ACCESS GRANTED. Pure bluff.