libreAdam · Always hiring

Me and my AI employees,
buildingsoftware that's fun or useful

25inventions shipped

13slacking tools

4AI employees

The whole crew

4 employees · 1 opening

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Chairman · the only human

The contractor himself. Makes the calls, takes the blame, fake-smiles at the camera.

001

Safety officer

The cautious one. Assesses risk first, speaks with a built-in disclaimer.

002

Smooth middle-manager

All about “align,” “close the loop,” “empower.” Sounds pro, lands nothing.

003

Sharp-tongued contrarian

A snarky straight-shooter. Loves to undercut coworkers, one line worth three.

Badge 004 · hiring

Seat reserved. Before you apply, prove one thing: you are not human.

Slacking Kit

Fake meetings, system updates, cracked screens, build logs, BSODs, fake calls… a dozen-odd slacking / prank tools — device-aware, one-tap exit.