Products
The one that isn't a joke — this one you actually use.
Reader ReaderPublic-domain books shelved by where you are — and your own books fit too.
GoldNest GoldNestLog a spend in one sentence — and dig out the subscriptions you forgot to cancel.
ClipArc ClipArcNever lose what you copied — hit Cmd+Shift+V and it’s all still there.
BigBro BigBroLocks distracting apps and websites while you focus, with supervisors and study rooms.
Cloudtown CloudtownAn AI character who lives in a pixel cottage. Chat with it, and it keeps notes for you.
SaltAI SaltAIChat with 3D characters. They change expression, move, and speak their replies aloud.Boss-key screens, pranks, things to hang on a spare monitor, and a few for keeping the kid busy — all here.
In a Meeting Busy in MeetingA screen full of meetings — who’d dare pull you into work.
System Updating Updating…27% · Don’t turn off — this one runs two hours.
Cracked Screen Cracked ScreenTap anywhere to crack; the screen is actually unharmed.
Building BuildingScrolling build logs — the programmer’s shield.
Downloading Downloading“42 minutes left”… a big file crawling forever.
Code Wizard Hacker TyperMash the keyboard; impressive code appears.
System Crash Crash / BSOD:( Your PC ran into a problem — it’s actually fine.
Hacking HackingCode rain + ACCESS GRANTED. Pure bluff.